just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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