I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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