since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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