Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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