Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
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