I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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