there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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