I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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