white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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