its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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