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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.

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• (212): View more from New York

  lets start a swedish sibling band together

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• (940): View more from Texas

  we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"

  (406): View more from Montana

  Midwestern nice.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  The side bitch struggle is real.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.

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  You at least asked for her number right?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  you going clubbing tonight?

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  well its tuesday isnt it

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