So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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