Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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