What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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