I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
is this the sara with the beer cane?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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