I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize