He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
