i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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