So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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