He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize