Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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