Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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