She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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