If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
third nipple confirmed
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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