Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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