yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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