He is such a slut. More and more my type.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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