I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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