Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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