How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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