Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
