she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I don't think brook has ever known best
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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