i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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