If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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