So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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