their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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