your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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