Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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