is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
