I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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