I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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