How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize