Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
