okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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