Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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