where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
This is the high leading the old right now
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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