giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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