He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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