I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
