wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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