And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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